This weekend Dan thought it would be funny if I was part of his scout team. Since I have outlawed watching game film in our bedroom and always leave or go do something else when he's watching next week's team, I thought I would humor him and watch film with the guy. I came upstairs to his "office" and he had a clip board, paper, and pen laid out for me. I pulled up a little coffee table, made a desk for myself and I was ready. The following is what I came up with while watching the Eisenhower Cardinals.
EISENHOWER CARDINALS
By: Mrs. Coach Hartman
Their offense must stink, it's a one man show for the QB
With a defense set-up like that, your center should be running the ball
22 doesn't do much. Run/Throw the ball in his vicinity
The QB has moves like Mick Jagger
Their cheerleaders sound like scary, scary men
Make them throw the ball, coach
Their defensive guys are slippery little suckers, they go after the ball, you must protect the ball!
DBs can't stay on their guys, I think you should concentrate on your passing game this week
Tell Mike to be ready, the guys that come after the put returner are tough
Watch out for the tiny little guy on offense, he's quick and can knock over guys if he has to
I feel like they struggle on special teams, take advantage of that
I want to meet the player named Guillermo Burrito that's on their roster
#5 has wheels
Final Thoughts: This team is good. Must play smart and without penalties. Always keep an eye on the quarterback and his tiny little friend. On offense get through those holes, and remember, I love you Coach.
So will I be a permanent fixture on his scout team... I doubt it. But it was fun and I will take any time I get to spend with Dan and make the best out of it!
Go Mustangs!
